Do The Job You Were Born To Be!
What I'm about to tell you is for your eyes only, Sparkles. That's right, it's meant for you and nobody else. Sure, this blog's read by people around the world, and I could be trying to sweet-talk you into sleeping with me. But guess what?
I'm interested in seeing you succeed, not seeing you naked.
|Feel my power, not my boobs... just sayin'...|
Right now, I don't care if the rest of the world is in your living room, doing "Netflix and chill". This is for you -- so sit your ass down and listen up.
You Are Not Special...
Sure, you've got problems. The bills need paying, the car keeps crapping out, the boss keeps being an jerk, whatevs. It doesn't matter. Like I said, you've got problems -- guess what, so do I. So does your boss. We all got problems. It is what it is, that's how life trolls, baby.
|Well THAT escalated rather quickly...|
You've got a bigger problem, though. And it's crushing you like King Kong tweaking on bath salts.
...But You Are The Best
I'm sure you feel like you're treading water, you bust your ass every day and nothing's working. Everyone else seems to simply snap their fingers, and instantly Lambourghinis packed with hot college girls pull into the driveway. They have it all -- the money and the bang. It's so easy when they do it, why's it so hard for you?
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You're not doing your damn job, Sparkles.
"What the hell do you mean, Fearless Leader?" you're probably asking right now. "I go to work every f*cking day, and they don't pay me enough to put up with their crap!"
Not that job. The one you were born to be.
Help Wanted, Apply Within
See, before you were born, someone was needed to do the job of being You. It couldn't just be any idiot, Being You needed the best. Anything less than the best won't do.
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You got the job because you are the best. Nobody else could be You the way you were meant to. Trust me on this, Sparkles, it doesn't matter what you are -- Black, White, Asian, Hispanic, gay, straight, bi, trans, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Pagan, Atheist, male, female...
...whatevs, kiddo. It doesn't matter. You've been on the clock since Day One, with an exceptional performance record and perfect attendance.
|Love what you do, and you'll never work again...|
You are the best at being You, rock it like Janet Reno! If anyone has an issue with You, have them take it up with Management -- it ain't your fault that they couldn't be You.
And you don't want to be like anyone else. It took too much paperwork to become You, and a job transfer is out of the question! So don't let anyone tell you that they're better at being You than you.
So just do it! Be You!
-- Nick Moore, Fearless Leader of Project Asylum Books
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